Why won’t he call me back?

One of my home-girls called me today and seemed perplexed as to why some dude was harassing her one minute and as soon as he gave her the dope dick he no longer seemed interested. I was so engaged in my Football Manager game that I told her I would give her my advice via my blog later on this evening. So here it is….

For some reason, you women can’t figure out why a guy you got yourself involved with and ultimately became intimate with, all of a sudden has stopped paying you a million pounds worth of attention.

A few weeks ago he seemed like a permanent fixture in your life. When he was pursuing you, he responded to all your BBM messages immediately. Regardless of what he was doing he was always available to you whenever you called him.  He was always offering to take you out to fancy places. He even offered to buy you things.

Now, he is suddenly too busy to answer your calls. It takes him longer than it should to respond to your messages and he no longer calls you to take you out to a fancy restaurant, he just calls you to invite you over to his place……late at night.

I totally understand why a woman would get pissed off with this. How dare us guys lead you women to the point where you think a ‘relationship’ may materialise and then all of a sudden we just abruptly disappear leaving no trace but sheer disappointment.

Part of the problem is the difference in what both parties are trying to achieve. The best way for me to explain it is this. In everyday life you set goals and once you achieve them you move on to the next one. If you haven’t achieved them you keep trying until you do or until you realise the goal you set may be unrealistic to attain. It’s the same with male & female’s intentions towards each other.

A guy’s goal is usually to demolish your vagina and your goal is to achieve some sort of serious relationship. The problem occurs when you allow the guy to achieve his goal before you achieve yours. Once he has achieved his goal he is now satisfied enough to go off and shag other women set other goals, meanwhile your goal still hasn’t been fulfilled and you’re wondering why he is ignoring you and no form of relationship or bond has been formed.

To be honest, once your fanny has been given up and you are the latest conquest he has under his belt there isn’t much you can do to try change the tide. The initial pursuit stage is over and he has used you for all he thinks you are worth. But this is the point, somehow you must show him that you aren’t just a vagina and there’s more to you that he needs to see.

So here is what you do…

If you make it obvious that you are emotionally affected by him ignoring you then you are making the situation worse, he will just run further from you. Give him space. Don’t ring his phone any more than you usually would and don’t start conversation any more than you usually would.  But when he is in the mood and he calls you late at night so he can continue to sleep with you, only do it when it is convenient to you.

The mistake you women love to make is when you decide to no longer have sex with a guy you go and make it extremely obvious that it is a decision that you have made as a result of a thought. Please stop doing this.

I advise you to be clever & tactical about getting him to do what you want him to do.  Never be available when he wants to come over.  If he wants to pop round for a quick sperm release, tell him that you are doing someone something else but he can come round a few nights later if he wants. Now you have control. When he wants you to go over to his place so you can wash his willy with your mouth, be forceful and tell him you are bored of being indoors all the time and that you want to go out to a specific place. Tell him you will pay if you have to. Take control of the situation and place him in locations where he has no choice but to hear you out & get to know you.

Never give him the impression that you are so obsessed with his company and hooked on his dick that you are like his dog on a leash.

I hope this was useful to you my love, but I am begging you next time please don’t give up your kitten too soon.

Peace&MuchLoveToYou

Love

Sait ‘PeeWee’ Cham

Laws of Un-Attraction (Part One)

2 weeks ago I was on Skype to @Loadz, @Lewbob91 & @Mr_Bmills and we were having a discussion in regards to pubic hair on a females fanny. I’m not going to mention names but 2 of us like it bald, 1 of us likes it to have a little tidy goatee and the other weirdo prefers it to have a Rick Ross, (Not Ross’s scalp but his chin & cheeks).

3 of us go by the phrase ‘If it’s not neat, I won’t eat’ whilst the other person claims ‘If there is no hair, you will not find me there’. (The italics represent the words that rhyme in case you haven’t noticed yourself!)

So here it is, the ‘Laws of Un-Attraction’ raw & uncut. I’m going to give you a list of my personal biggest turn offs when it comes to the opposite sex.

Also remember I am just one male. So only start following the laws if you want to impress me.

LAW 1: SHAVE YOUR FANNY

Picking up from the first paragraph of this post. Pubic hair is a no no. I’ve mentioned before how I do not believe a woman should have hair below her eyelashes. Arm hair is natural and a nightmare to shave/wax or Veet. So we’ll exclude that. But that doesn’t mean excessive arm hair is tolerated.

You girls wonder why some of us refuse to cuddle or eat you. Have you ever thought it could be the fact that you’re hairier than the average Turkish Kebab man?

LAW 2: DRINK BUT DO NOT GET WASTED

I do not know any male that finds an extremely drunk girl attractive. A girl that can’t walk straight, vomits everywhere, stinks and looks like an easy target makes guys think ‘That could never be my girl boy!’

My friend Jermaine has this to say ‘It’s not sexy when you’re looking at a girl and she’s all over the place, drunk bitches aren’t classy mate.’

LAW 3: WRITE CORRECTLY

Ok, I have to address this…

Texts & internet were invented to make life easier - Not to make people lazy.

To be honest I don’t think replacing ‘you’ with ‘u’ is bad. I also don’t think replacing ‘see’ with ‘C’ is bad. (I could go on forever with these). I’m not against these abbreviations when they are sprinkled here and there in a conversation.

But when the conversation becomes saturated with stupidity I get vex.

Instead of a girl writing to me: ‘Hi babe, what time are we meeting later on today? It’s only because my mum wants me to help her do some online shopping lol. Let me know asap please babe.’

That sentence took me no longer than 15 seconds to write, on BBM it may have taken me 20-22 secs at most to write.

Instead she said: ‘Hi bbz, wot tym r we meetin l8r on 2day its only coz my mum wants me 2 help her do sum online shoppin lol let me kno asap plz bbz.

Not only did she not use punctuation, she is the laziest bitch I know. I never use the word bitch.

P.S I left her in the cold due to her poor attempt at English.

Watch out for part two